So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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