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maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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