$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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