My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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