HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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