if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Bring me that man meat
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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