k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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