At least make sure they are 18
Why
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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