scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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