In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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