Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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