whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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