You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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