He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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