Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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