if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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