just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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