North Korea, Best Korea!
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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