But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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