i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
