Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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