hell yes lets make some ravioli
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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