he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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