I like my sex mixed with concussions.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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