Where is the hickey?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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