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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude

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(847): View more from Illinois

Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.

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(210): View more from Texas

the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.

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(303): View more from Colorado

That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?

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(917): View more from New York City

Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.

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(765): View more from Indiana

If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.

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(630): View more from Illinois

How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?

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(813): View more from Florida

Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.

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