Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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