Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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