I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
soo... how was my night?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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