Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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