the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
This is classic penis vs brain.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Randomize
