I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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