its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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