a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
