I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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