what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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