so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
found the other keg... it's in the tree
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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