Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
