Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
