are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Holy sore nipples Batman
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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