Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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