i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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