did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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