glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She bit a glass in half.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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