she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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