There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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