I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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