if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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