If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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