The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
tell your sister to shave her snatch
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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