Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
You smell like stripper and shame
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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