I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
