shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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