If i come over, it means nothing
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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