put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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