just come out here and I will go home with you...
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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