morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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