yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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