im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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