Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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