she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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