cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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