STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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