oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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