The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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