He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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